Thursday, July 31, 2008

Jackasses

In the span of two hours at work tonight, three separate people came in and asked me where the Beyond section was. Hahahaha!! That's soooooo funny!! I've NEVER heard THAT one before!! So very clever!!

I think the rain makes people stupider.

Just another day in New Port Nowhere :-P

3 comments:

hobbes said...

So, where is the Beyond section? On the other side of Bath? lol

What did you tell them? That it was over their head maybe? Beyond their feeble comprehension perhaps? Or did you just smile and say, thank you sir, may I have another?

Shawn said...

Jeez, don't YOU start with me, too ;)

I usually just give them a patronizing smile, since I can't actually tell them to bite me. And it's ALWAYS guys, usually in the 17-23 age range. But one dude last night was 65. That one kind of took me by surprise. I guess young smartasses grow up to be old smartasses...

Downhillnut said...

Silly shoppers. You just tell them it's in the Infinity aisle, just past the Buzz Lightyear sheets. You know, "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"