Friday, November 07, 2008

DEFINITELY in the Beyond Section

Yesterday, one of my esteemed colleagues (read: goofy co-workers) showed me a new line of "personal massagers" sold on our company's website. It was good for a few laughs and several immature and inappropriate comments:

Per the web page:

"Form 6 Personal Massager - Blue
Treat yourself to a personal massage even while on vacation with this compact 7" long unit. This vibrating massager has six vibration modes and is both waterproof and rechargeable. Every surface of the unit vibrates, so you choose which contour will best suit the needs of your own body. Made from phthalate-free medical grade silicone and metal. Runs on one lithium battery, included. Includes charging base and power adapter. UL listed. One-year limited warranty."

Per me: This can be yours for only $184.99 plus shipping/tax! And if you place your order in the store, you can use your 20% coupon. What a deal!!

Well, we *used* to be a G-rated store anyway ;)

6 comments:

Jojo said...

Well where's the hummingbird part of that massager?! hahahahha

RugbyRuss said...

$185 for a "personal massager"? Do you get the employee discount? lol

Shawn said...

LOL--The employee discount was one of the joke topics. Also, they're always telling us to push "add-ons" (i.e., batteries.) Use your imagination....

RugbyRuss said...

You mean there are accessories for that puppy? Wow, the ideas are endless!! lol

Nancy Toby said...

So do you go for PurpleMan or BlackMan or PastelBlueMan!? What a choice.....

steffie said...

WOW thats just disturbing!