I'm not Irish, but I may let ya kiss me anyway. Depends on who you are ;)
No, I am not Irish. Not a drop of Irish blood flows through my veins. Yes, I'm sure. I *know* my name is Shawn. I *know* I "look Irish." Okay, I'm pale and freckly, I know. But I'm not Irish, I promise. Except for today. EVERYBODY is Irish on St. Patrick's Day!
Enjoy your corned beef and cabbage and green beer, if you do that kinda thing.