Friday, February 06, 2009

Random Friday Night BS

I am spawned from crazy people.

If you spill Faygo Rock & Rye pop on a white tshirt, it will not come completely out even with a Tide Pen, OxiClean, and the toughest stain removal stuff on the market.

Death to people who sit in the middle of a parking row for five minutes (blocking me in, but I digress) waiting for someone to pull out of a spot TWO SPACES UP from an empty spot. Really?? Is that extra 10 feet of walking going to kill you, fatass??

I also hate people who shop at Sam's Club. They are the same assholes who shop at Walmart (aka the Tenth Circle of Hell,) only they're buying in bulk. And they block me in my parking spot.

I was watching Oprah this afternoon (don't judge,) and I found out that in Mauritania, overweight divorcees with stretchmarks are considered the most desirable mates. Where's my passport....

Pat Green's new CD friggin' ROCKS. Even if all my friends flake out on his show at the Dallas Bull next month, I am going to see that boy in concert. Even if I'm sitting there drinking beer all by myself like a big ol' loser.

4 comments:

TronWife said...

I completely agree with you on the parking lot thing.

And I was the total loser tonight...the only person in the theatre who was alone to see He's Just Not That Into You...everyone else was with at least one girlfriend, or on a date...lol. Then I went and had a beer by myself before I came home.

Kurt said...

I've never heard of Faygo Rock & Rye - what does it taste like?

Shawn said...

I'm not surprised you don't know of Rock & Rye--it's difficult to find Faygo pop down here. They're based in Detroit, and I've never seen it (other than a rogue 12-pack of Red Pop at the local Kmart, which I snapped up) south of Tennessee. My dad brings it home when he goes through Michigan.

Rock & Rye is a tasty, red, cream soda-flavored pop. Deeeee-lish!

it's all about pace said...

I had tickets to see Pat Greeen once... was 20 minutes late to the show... he was the opening act.. and I missed him completely...